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Alex, get ready!
Justin and Zeke are coming.
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Ever since Zeke found out about
magic he's been so annoying.
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Aww. Now, that's love.
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You think he just became annoying.
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Zeke, I just told you.
Sometimes we use our wands,
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But sometimes we just
wave our hands around.
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Why is that so hard to understand?
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Gosh, I love how
wizardry plays by its own rules!
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Ok, is there, like, a special gland
in your body that secretes magic?
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And sometimes it gets all clogged
up, and you have to pop it,
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And magic goes everywhere?
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Eww. All right, I'm upstairs
if anyone needs me.
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Ooh, I wonder if "upstairs"
is code for somewhere wizard-y.
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It isn't.
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Oh, I wonder if "it isn't"
is code for something wizard-y.
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It is.
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I knew it!
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Zeke, you have to try
to be more like Harper.
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When she found out about wizards.
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Ok? She didn't have
a hard time with it at all.
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That's true, but to be fair,
my circus-like childhood.
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Makes the most bizarre things seem normal.
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I'm sorry, Justin. It's just
that I have so many questions.
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For example, can you cook a hot
dog by sticking it on a wand?
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- Zeke! - Can you use magic to turn
me into an alien dog named Kevin?
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- Zeke! - Can you use
magic to fix the hair.
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That sticks up on the back of my head?
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- Oh, wait, we're good today.
- Zeke, enough!
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I'll make you a deal.
If you stop bothering me.
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With all of these ridiculous questions,
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Then I will grant you one magic wish.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Ok, then I want to go
back in time into last week,
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When I bought this shirt,
to get a green one instead.
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- Sounds good.
- Whoo! Yes!
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Oh, can you use magic to make me
blow bubbles out of my...?
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♪ everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ that the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ you can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ yes, please ♪
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♪ but you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ when you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ with the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ that's what I said ♪
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♪ everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ when you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ you might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ because everything is not ♪
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♪ what it seems ♪
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Ok, mom. Talia and I are
gonna go to the movies.
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Oh, really?
What are you guys gonna see?
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A love story called
heart of flowers.
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It's about two people who appear on
the surface to be totally mismatched,
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Only to find out in the end
they're perfect for one another.
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It really speaks to us.
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Listen, honey, I'm so sorry,
but Max can't go.
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He's got chores to do.
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But, mom, I could just...
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Shh, it's a chick flick.
I'm trying to get you out of it.
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I know, and it promises
to be very romantic,
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Which is perfect,
because I love romantic things.
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Really? [Laughing]
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Sweetie, what is going on?
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You and talia have nothing in common.
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Mom, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Come on, talia.
We have to stop.
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And get tissues for when we cry at the end.
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The big ones, 'cause I'm feeling
very fragile these days.
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You have raised
a wonderful son, Mrs. Russo.
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Yeah. And when you see him,
can you send him home?
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Dad, dad! Look who
just walked in here!
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That's muy macho. That's, like, my
favorite lucha wrestler of all time.
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Hey, you're right!
He's one of your biggest heroes.
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Get him to sign some of
these cups, and we'll sell 'em.
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Oh, I shouldn't!
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Hi, excuse me.
You're muy macho, aren't you?
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- I'm, like, one of your biggest fans ever.
- Oh, well, thank you!
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But you know, nobody really
calls me muy macho anymore.
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What do they call you now?
El destroyer-o?
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Or, muy bone-crusher-o?
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Obviously, I don't speak Spanish.
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No, you don't. No.
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They call me Bob.
That's my name. Bob macho.
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I now own a successful shoe store.
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Maybe you've heard about it:
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"Bob macho's
successful shoe store."
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What? No, no, no.
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You can't be a boring shoe salesman.
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You're one of the meanest,
toughest luchadores of all time.
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I mean, I remember when you made
chimi the changa eat his own beard.
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That was the old me.
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I've given all that up to be a more
peaceful, constructive citizen.
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Why would you do that?
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Well, because of what
happened to me ten years ago.
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Right in the middle of a match,
I slipped on a churro.
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And I fell into the front row of the
crowd, where a little girl unmasked me.
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It was the only fight I ever lost,
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And the most disgraceful
moment of my career.
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Eh, so I retired.
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Could you excuse me for one second?
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- I can't believe this.
- Me neither.
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I mean, what kind of careless parent.
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Lets his little girl
go to a wrestling match?
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Dad, that careless parent was you,
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And that little girl was me.
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Don't you remember?
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Yeah!
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Get him! Ooh, ooh!
My churro!
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Ay, no!
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Wow. And, to think,
all these years,
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I've remembered that day as the time.
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When I let a perfectly
good churro get away.
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Look, Mr. Macho,
I'm so sorry.
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That that little girl robbed you
of your true calling.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize.
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I love my job.
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Every time I fit someone's feet,
I make ten new friends.
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Yeah, ok, look.
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I know that you don't know me,
that we just met,
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And I know you say you're happy, but
I think I know what's best for you.
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So, how would you like
another shot at wrestling?
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- Well, I...
- Alex, what are you doing?
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Dad, muy macho lost everything
because of me.
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I have to make it up to him.
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So... Mr. Macho,
what do you say?
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Do you want to taste victory again?
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Well... Well, I...
I guess it could be fun.
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Although who would get into the ring
with an old washed-up wrestler like me?
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- No, no, my dad will do it.
- He will?
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Yes. Because he knows how much
it means to his only daughter.
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No!
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- I'll buy you a churro.
- Ok, I'll do it.
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Great! Then it's settled.
The mighty muy macho.
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Will return to the ring, so that
he can erase the awful shame.
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That has been haunting him
for the past ten years.
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- What? I'm not ashamed...
- No...
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...Need to thank me.
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It's just the kind of
special person that I am.
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Mmm. I hope I can find
my lucha mask.
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- My dog's been wearing it as pants.
- Ah.
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Great news, mom.
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Dad is gonna get in the ring
with a famous luchador.
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What? Jerry!
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I go to the kitchen for five minutes.
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And you arrange a fight
with a professional wrestler?
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You lose your breath while
cheering for wrestling.
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You can be the beautiful ring girl.
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Really? You'll be fine, Jerry.
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Harper, there you are.
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Zeke, what are you doing here?
You already graduated.
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I got a job as a crossing guard
so I could be close to you.
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In case I freaked out and needed to talk.
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Let me guess, you're freaking out.
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Yes!
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It's this magic wish
that Justin's giving me.
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I don't know what to wish for!
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Like, what if I wish to live forever,
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But then fall into
a dried-up well.
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And no one knows where to find me?
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I can't live in a dried-up well
forever, Harper!
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I just can't!
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Maybe you should wish for
a less active imagination.
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Attention please.
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There's just been
a traffic accident outside.
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Unacceptable!
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Apparently the crossing guard
left his post.
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Honey, now you should be freaking out.
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You know, maybe Zeke's right.
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Having a wish would be a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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How come you never gave me one of those?
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Because you hate it when I do magic.
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Yeah, but that's because
I never had the opportunity.
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- To use it selfishly.
- Selfish?
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Aww, I'm such a good role model for you.
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All right.
You can have one wish.
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Oh, my gosh, really? Oh, I wish I had
more time to think of a good wish.
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No! That's not my wish!
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I really need to think
about this. Wish me luck.
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No, no, no!
That's not it either!
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Oh! Oh! No, no, no.
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You look really nice today, Max.
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I'm so glad I told you to wear that suit.
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I agree.
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You know, talia, I don't know
what my mom was talking about.
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When she said we didn't
have anything in common.
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I know. We have tons
of things in common.
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- Our love of opera music.
- Yes.
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- Brussel sprouts.
- Yum!
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Architectural walking tours.
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Yay.
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You like whatever I like.
It's why we work.
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How do we feel about video games?
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Oh, we frown upon them.
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I was afraid we would say that.
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I'm looking for the man
they call Jerry russo!
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Hey, look, everybody, it's Bob!
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What a great costume!
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Stick a roll in it, sandwich maker!
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The name is muy macho!
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Alex, you were right.
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Apparently, I'm not happy being the
owner of a very successful shoe store.
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I am, and always have been,
a perfectly chiseled.
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Fighting machine with no
conscience whatsoever!
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- Muy macho is back!
- That's right!
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In the ring, reducing grown men.
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To sniveling shells of their former selves!
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Ok, just so you know,
that means he's really angry.
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He just tore a phone book in half!
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I am not fighting him!
I could get hurt.
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Dad, dad, if you don't
fight him, he can't win.
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How am I gonna make up
for what I did to him?
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But...
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I will fight muy macho!
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Zeke, what in the world
are you talking about?
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I'm talking about fulfilling
a lifelong dream of mine:
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To fight a mexican wrestler.
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I also had one to become
a professional magician,
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But we all know how that turned out.
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I will see you in the ring, kid.
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Where I will make you hurt
worse than a bunion.
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That has resulted
from ill-fitting shoes!
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You sure you know what you're doing, buddy?
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Yes, yes, he's sure.
He said it, right? Thank you, Zeke.
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Ok? The match
will go on as planned.
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Dad, don't worry, it'll be all good.
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'cause see, muy macho will beat
Zeke, my conscience will be clear,
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And I can get rid of this
haunting flashback.
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No, stop it!
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I've decided on my wish.
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I want you to make me a great luchador.
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That nice man with the heavy accent.
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Will regret ever coming out of retirement!
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Why are you talking like that?
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This is my wrestler voice!
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I thought it was obvious.
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Oh, jeez!
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I don't know about this, Zeke.
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Fighting muy macho could be dangerous.
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Not with magic.
I can't lose.
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Plus, I already got my cool
wrestling name all picked out:
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Lava sus manos!
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00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,870
That means
"wash your hands."
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Oh, that makes sense.
248
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,600
I read it on a sign in the men's bathroom.
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00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,280
All right. If that is your wish,
then you got it.
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Whoo! Thank you, my friend!
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Hey, guys!
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Are you coming to the lucha match tonight?
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00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,010
I don't know if you've heard,
but there's gonna be like.
254
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,480
A really beautiful ring girl there.
255
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,580
Oh, no way, I love lucha wrestling!
256
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,220
- I know.
- No, you don't, Max.
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00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,720
It's barbaric.
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You're right, I never
thought of it that way.
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It's barbaric.
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As you can tell,
Mrs. Russo,
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Max and I are into cute things,
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Like making a snowman out of cotton balls.
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And dressing up kittens
to look like famous people.
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- Uh-huh.
- Really?
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That doesn't sound like you, Max.
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00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,540
Is it true?
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No. No, it's not true.
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You know what?
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Talia, I can't do this anymore.
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I don't like chick flicks
and I don't like opera music.
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And I only like dressing up
kittens in little dog costumes.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying my mom was right.
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We have nothing
in common... Whatsoever.
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We should probably break up.
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In fact, you should probably leave before
you catch a glimpse of the real me,
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Because it's super gross.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
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And welcome to tonight's main event!
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Making his triumphant return to the ring,
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We have the legendary luchador, muy macho!
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Alex, it is not in my character.
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To offer you a heartfelt thanks.
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For giving me this second chance.
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So, I will simply say...
I will not destroy you!
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Aww. That's what makes
this all worthwhile.
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00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:14,370
And in this corner,
wearing a chicken costume.
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That doesn't match his name,
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We have the challenger, lava sus manos!
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Are you ready for some lucha wrestling?
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All right, Zeke, this is your one wish.
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Let's... Make the best of it.
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Lucha ba boom!
294
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,540
Well? How do you feel?
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00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:54,950
I feel like lava sus manos is
about to get his hands dirty!
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00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:56,910
That's great.
297
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:20,240
Justin, what's going on
with Zeke? Why is he winning?
298
00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:23,040
I put a spell on him to make him
a wrestler. That was his wish.
299
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,540
What?!
300
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,620
Smell your own foot, shoe salesman!
301
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,620
Why did you convince me to do this, Alex?
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00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,360
This is even more humiliating.
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00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,490
Than being unmasked by a little girl!
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Don't worry, muy macho!
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I'm not gonna let you lose again!
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00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,630
Lucha ba boom.
But stronger!
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00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,240
Oh...
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00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:12,260
Justin?
What's going on?!
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00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:17,260
I guess you should have asked
to be an unbeatable luchador.
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00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,360
Magic is very specific like that.
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00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,630
Just...
Just get out of there!
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I can't!
I need another wish!
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00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,970
All I can give you is advice.
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00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,770
Don't fight! Go limp!
Go limp! It works for me!
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00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,810
Hey, this is great, huh?
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00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,620
Talia?
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00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,990
What are you doing here?
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00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,620
I came to apologize
for the way I was treating you.
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00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:49,090
And try to experience something
you actually like for once.
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00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:50,900
I'm having a lot of fun.
321
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,830
This is just like that
chick flick, heart of flowers.
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00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:57,130
I'm the sloppy maid and
you're the stuffy rich guy.
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00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,300
In the end, we learn to appreciate
each other's differences.
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And live the rest of our lives
together in an old beach house.
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00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:05,410
I'll always be your stuffy rich guy, Max.
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00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,310
Aww.
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00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,150
Oh, help!
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00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,520
Come on, muy macho!
Take him down!
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00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,690
Oh, my gosh, Alex! I've finally
figured out my one wish!
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00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,260
World peace!
Pretty good, huh?
331
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,260
Yeah, yeah, Harper.
That's great, ok? Here you go.
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00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,600
Mommy!
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00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,130
Oh, my gosh, Zeke's in trouble.
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00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,700
Alex, you have to help him.
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00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,170
I can't help him.
Muy macho has to win.
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00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,140
Why does muy macho have to win?
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00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:38,740
It's a long story. Maybe this
flashback will help you understand.
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00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,120
Ay, no!
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00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,190
You can show people your flashbacks?
340
00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,560
Yeah, I find it's quicker that way.
341
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,960
Wasn't I cute back then?
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00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,860
All right, I see your problem.
343
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,730
But that doesn't change the fact that
Zeke is getting destroyed up there.
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00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:06,070
Ow! Going limp
makes it worse!
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00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,740
If you're not gonna help,
I want to change my wish.
346
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,310
Forget world peace.
I want to beat muy macho senseless.
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00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,040
For hurting my man.
348
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,610
Harper, really? I mean...
Really, do you want to do that?
349
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,480
World peace kinda sounds awesome.
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00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,890
That is my wish!
Do it now!
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00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,890
Ok.
352
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,760
Sorry, muy macho.
353
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,530
Lucha ba boom, muy macho's doomed.
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00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,900
- I'm coming, Zeke!
- Hurry!
355
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,380
One, two, three!
356
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,720
We have a winner!
357
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:06,930
And what's your wrestling name?
358
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,330
Whatever the Spanish word is
for "crazy, red-headed chick!"
359
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,800
I can't be certain, Jerry,
360
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,400
But I think all these people
are cheering for me.
361
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,990
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, muy macho.
362
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:31,790
- I can't believe this happened again.
- I know. I'm terrible.
363
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:35,670
That scrawny kid and that girl beat me.
364
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,000
I obviously have no business
being a wrestler.
365
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,340
No, I think you should try again.
I think you can take that girl.
366
00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:45,610
No, Alex, I realized
that I am perfectly happy.
367
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,480
Being a successful shoe salesman.
368
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:52,180
- So you're saying I
actually helped you? - No!
369
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,350
This was the worst experience of my life!
370
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,820
I'll never forgive you,
Alex russo. Never!
371
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,960
Well...
You did what you could.
372
00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:09,830
You had the best intentions.
Just forget about it.
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00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,300
This was the worst experience of my life!
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00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:21,370
I'll never forgive you,
Alex russo. Never!
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00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,220
Great. A new flashback.
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00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,350
Ay, no!
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